Frotting with Freddie

ASK!   BULSARA BULGE!!   Carpet of Virility   

I love Freddie Mercury. I'm a bit obsessed.

I can't follow people back, as it's a secondary blog, but if you want my personal blog, message (off anon) and I will tell you.

.

rogertaytaytaylor:

This is what gets me through the shitty days

rogertaytaytaylor:

This is what gets me through the shitty days

(via girlinthequeenshirt)

— 9 hours ago with 98 notes
she-was-a-gay-stripper:

This is like an awkward family photo with Freddie as the rebellious eight year old and Roger as the vain teenage girl, Brian is clearly the disappointed mother and John is the confused father that doesn’t  know how to put up with these idiots anymore, and don’t even try to fight me on this

she-was-a-gay-stripper:

This is like an awkward family photo with Freddie as the rebellious eight year old and Roger as the vain teenage girl, Brian is clearly the disappointed mother and John is the confused father that doesn’t  know how to put up with these idiots anymore, and don’t even try to fight me on this

(Source: queenlive.ca)

— 13 hours ago with 160 notes
tobias-and-sebastian:

discodeaky:

dungeonpeaches:

little-niggah-sugar:

discodeaky:

Deaky Shuffle

This is made even more hilarious by the distance of the camera, the stillness of the camera, & that you can’t see the audience. Like it’s some nature documentary.
Here we see the Deaky in its natural habitat, performing its distinctively complex mating dance. It prepares by growing a thick, curly plume on its head. The longest plumed Deaky of the pack becomes the alpha Deaky. Experts theorize that the May - a species that has formed a symbiotic relationship with the Deaky - is merely a Deaky whose plume grew so large that it became unrecognizable and was shunned by its denmates. 
Next, each Deaky forages for leg coverings; the tighter the better. Female Deakies (only seen on camera once in 1984) choose mates that have tight jeans because it leaves nothing to the imagination about the size and shape of the male’s scrotum. And since mating only occurs when fully clothed, the restrictive pants prove the virility of the male, for only the most potent sperm could squeeze their way out of such a flattened phallus. In fact, no alpha Deaky has ever been without a prominent moose-knuckle. 
Finally, the Deaky begins the ritual. Gracefully, it skips forward, staring at the ground to assure it keeps its footing. Deakies are not known for their strength, so safety is as valuable a trait as any. As it proceeds, it speedily plucks a bass. Since the Deaky cannot vocalize, it is an especially quiet creature. The low tones of the bass are barely distinguishable above the din of its habitat, just the way it prefers. 
And just as it began, the Deaky mating dance ends. Deakies can hardly tolerate attention, so the longest of these dances could last only 30 seconds. But that is sufficient for this magnificent beast. And so we leave the seclusive Deaky to its hard-earned female, with whom it will have a litter of exactly 7 pups.  

**APPLAUSE**

Good lord someone wrote a documentary.


Pissing myself at:'for only the most potent sperm could squeeze their way out of such a flattened phallus. In fact, no alpha Deaky has ever been without a prominent moose-knuckle. '

tobias-and-sebastian:

discodeaky:

dungeonpeaches:

little-niggah-sugar:

discodeaky:

Deaky Shuffle

This is made even more hilarious by the distance of the camera, the stillness of the camera, & that you can’t see the audience. Like it’s some nature documentary.

Here we see the Deaky in its natural habitat, performing its distinctively complex mating dance. It prepares by growing a thick, curly plume on its head. The longest plumed Deaky of the pack becomes the alpha Deaky. Experts theorize that the May - a species that has formed a symbiotic relationship with the Deaky - is merely a Deaky whose plume grew so large that it became unrecognizable and was shunned by its denmates. 

Next, each Deaky forages for leg coverings; the tighter the better. Female Deakies (only seen on camera once in 1984) choose mates that have tight jeans because it leaves nothing to the imagination about the size and shape of the male’s scrotum. And since mating only occurs when fully clothed, the restrictive pants prove the virility of the male, for only the most potent sperm could squeeze their way out of such a flattened phallus. In fact, no alpha Deaky has ever been without a prominent moose-knuckle. 

Finally, the Deaky begins the ritual. Gracefully, it skips forward, staring at the ground to assure it keeps its footing. Deakies are not known for their strength, so safety is as valuable a trait as any. As it proceeds, it speedily plucks a bass. Since the Deaky cannot vocalize, it is an especially quiet creature. The low tones of the bass are barely distinguishable above the din of its habitat, just the way it prefers. 

And just as it began, the Deaky mating dance ends. Deakies can hardly tolerate attention, so the longest of these dances could last only 30 seconds. But that is sufficient for this magnificent beast. And so we leave the seclusive Deaky to its hard-earned female, with whom it will have a litter of exactly 7 pups.  

**APPLAUSE**

Good lord someone wrote a documentary.

Pissing myself at:

'for only the most potent sperm could squeeze their way out of such a flattened phallus. In fact, no alpha Deaky has ever been without a prominent moose-knuckle. '

— 13 hours ago with 543 notes

dungeonpeaches:

brian-mays-hair:

I hate how people underrate Queen in the rock n roll world. Like do you hear Bob Dylan at every sporting even? No you hear ‘We Will Rock You’, ‘We Are The Champions’ or ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ all written by members of Queen. Does anyone else agree with me?

Yep! And even though critics in the US will never admit to it, the older generations of Americans are still stuck on Freddie’s sexuality, and that’s a large part of why…sadly.

(via mercury-stardust)

— 22 hours ago with 21 notes
tatianarlove:

When a man is sexplosively beautiful… In everything!


HIS ARMS!!!!!!!!!! *sex noise*

tatianarlove:

When a man is sexplosively beautiful… In everything!

HIS ARMS!!!!!!!!!! *sex noise*

(via freddiesdarling)

— 1 day ago with 518 notes
Le Drumstick Twirl à la Roger Taylor

tobias-and-sebastian:

hoop-deaky-diddy:

image

image

image

image

image

imageimage

it’s just a drumstick twirl, so why is it so arousing?! OH ROGER!!!!!!!!!!

— 1 day ago with 47 notes

"He turned to me and said sadly -
                                        ‘To think I used to be so handsome.” 

Ahhh Freddie, you were always beautiful to us, even ill.

(Source: freddie-mercurious, via greatbritainlover)

— 1 day ago with 201 notes
!